All joking aside, WHAT a week for our favourite ENGLISHMAN here...
(I know Ben as a writer, obviously, (one who often doubts his own skills...) His COMP win is a vindication. (It won't stop him bitching about his BLOCKS, WATCH!!!) I ALSO worked with Ben as a Moderator. He's good at that too...)
Now for the ROAST.
He's STOLEN girls from me!!! He's placed and NOW WON at Competition and I NEVER HAVE!!! He's younger, better looking and doesn't use the word 'FUCK' as a Noun or Adjective.
I composed THIS for his birthday:
"Happy Birthday to Lupus,
You British fucking Dufus...
Why, IN COMPETITION
You're really quite BITCHIN'"
(There's a second verse...)
"Now sat at HIGH TABLE you might be QUITE able,
To REST on your laurels and dubious morals.
I MUST (at a push...) Although you write MUSH,
To say that WE ALL HERE quite LOVE YOU on LUSH!!!"
xx SF
Lupus: "Aww! THANKS"
Me: "I didn't mean a FUCKING word of it you CUNT!"
God... If only. ;) I so would, ya know? ;))