Quote by Hornygal
I used to think it's going to be impossible to have sex in the car but i've done it 4 times already. My f**k buddy and I started with just a missionary position, now, we've tried doggy, spooning and he tried pushing the front seat to give more room to kneel and lick my pussy. Really great. So what else do u think we can do to have a pleasurable time in his car?
Quote by DBarclay
But remember
Q: How does an Chicago girl get light?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: How does a Chicago girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door
Change city to suit
Quote by DBarclay
Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.
Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet
I was going to have Salvodorian~ but cannot spell it
Quote by DBarclay
But remember
Q: How does an Chicago girl get light?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: How does a Chicago girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door
Change city to suit
Quote by DBarclay
Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.
Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet
Quote by DBarclay
Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.
Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet
Quote by rxtalesQuote by DBarclay
Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.
Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet
I would like to point out, it would be a mexican girl, not an mexican girl...
I think that's a dollar into the grammer jar...
Quote by Pudmeister
The first time I ever had real sex of course it was in a car. We were in high school and were parked at the normal spot at a dead end road where there was only a couple of houses. It was December and of course the windows were all fogged up. Right when we were actually doing it someone knocked on my drivers side window. I of course panicked and started the car to haul ass. I couldn't see because of the fogged front window and drove over somebodies mailbox. It turns out the person who knocked on my window was my best friend. He was going to park there that night too.
Keep Your Hands On The Wheel, Babe - a couple pick up a hitchhiker in the rain and the wife treats him to some backseat fun.
Rain - My 500th story on Lush is this microfiction piece.
Dirty Diana - Part One - A naughty flight attendant takes her customer service to new heights.
