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Quote by DanielleX
My vibe on full speed makes a usable cocktail mixer!



How did you discover this fact? I mean were you specifically looking for something to mix your cocktails and thought of your vibe or whatever? I think it could be a brilliant idea, not sure my guests would though.
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Hi Trink.
I hope she thoroughly cleansed the 'Toy' before mixing the drinks.
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I've now read the original article, and almost wet myself laughing. So brilliant, and I love that the penis extender pump actually does unblock sinks. And the anal bead necklace looks quite good too, in a boho sort of way.

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nipple clamps make good reciepe holders for easy reading
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A butt plug will make a good door stopper
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Fox tail= duster lol
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Nipple clamps could be useful for hanging up towels
Buz
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Hood ornaments for the car.
LaylaJune
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A vibrator can be used to froth up milk for a latte
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A vibrator can be used to froth up milk for a latte


It would certainly froth me up.
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Chew toy for the dog
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I have a friend who breast feeds. She uses a vibrator to try to help alleviate clogged milk ducts.

She says they can be pretty painful and she sometimes gets a fever.

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one of those suction-cup dildoes (dildos?) could make a good coat peg.

And I'm sure some sex toys might even make good "neck massagers."
brandi_love
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a couple of suction-cup dildos make for great book ends
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Those silicone finger teasers might come in handy for office workers who have to flip through a lot of paperwork.
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My wife loves me sucking her dildo after she has cum over it.
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You can also walk your pets with a leash.

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You can also walk your pets with a leash.


obviously, you don't have cats. lol

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I use butt plugs as hooks to hang my purses from.

Dildo w/ suction cups are fun to have around as friends can toss it at mirror wall in my living room--dildo for darts.

Nipple clamps attached to each other makes a great long necklace when wearing latex attire on club night.
Only looks good if it's multiple of the same style of clamps.
lynnwitt
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Ever tried getting the air bubbles out of cake batter? Vibrator to the rescue!
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My cucumbers make a delicious cucumber salad when I've finished with them internally ...😙😋
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Quote by ErinDcup34

My cucumbers make a delicious cucumber salad when I've finished with them internally ...😙😋

Love cucumber after my wife has inserted it.
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Suction dildo on kitchen tiled wall is a great place to hang dish towels lol
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Quote by brandi_love
a couple of suction-cup dildos make for great book ends

As well as a doorstop