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WMM does not have weapons, and he is dressed for brunch.
Then I think the moose would win but WMM would fuck the moose’s human wife for revenge.
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Quote by Dani
WMM does not have weapons, and he is dressed for brunch.
WTF?! But the moose is naked too.
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Wild at Heart
Noll vs a human sized chihuahua in a small room. Noll has been intensely training for a year and has a wiffle ball bat as a weapon. The chihuahua is very angry and hungry. Noll is naked.
Constant Gardener
Sorry to upset your apple carts, my fellow Lushoids, but I'd likely break out my water bong and a pouch of my home grown missouri flower - me and the moose would get along famously with zero violence and zero moose cucking.
I'm usually in the buff for breakfast and brunch, Noll & I don't do moose knuckles either.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Troublemaker
Canada Goose vs Bald Eagle - winter, frozen lake between the two countries
Outcome: Draw but the eagle retreated despite conjecture that the goose may have been ill before the fight started.
Constant Gardener
I bet the eagle was caught in a lie he couldn't explain and decided to drop the tariffs against the Northern country because the Big3 automakers got in his ear and then the foul fowl accused the Netherlands of harboring viscious MS13 cartels who were importing all the Fentanyl which is predominantly killing his MAGA base.
That eagle always swoops in, makes a lot of noise, shits all over the place, then beats a hasty retreat and ultimately caves. The goose politely waved - 'Bye-Bye'
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
The Horrors Persist
Quote by Magical_felix
Noll vs a human sized chihuahua in a small room. Noll has been intensely training for a year and has a wiffle ball bat as a weapon. The chihuahua is very angry and hungry. Noll is naked.
Human size in total height? That'll be taller than a wolf which I wouldn't want to be in a room with in the first place plus the addition of the small dog syndrome that comes with chihuahuas, jack russell terriers etc. Noll is fucked.
Wild at Heart
Quote by utterchaos
Human size in total height? That'll be taller than a wolf which I wouldn't want to be in a room with in the first place plus the addition of the small dog syndrome that comes with chihuahuas, jack russell terriers etc. Noll is fucked.
Human size in total weight. Yes, the chihuahua is aggressive but it is not horny, and noll has a wiffle ball bat.