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Just nudge me from now on when it's time to get up.
Are you related to the carrier pigeon? smile
Is breakfast ready?
do you lay eggs?
I got no signal, zero bars!
It's time to make the doughnuts.
If you make a fire watch it, burn down the island and the only choice is shark A or shark B.
Is snarkiness an acquired or inherited trait?
Where are the doughnuts?
What should we do now?
Quote by wiseowl
Is snarkiness an acquired or inherited trait?

(had to lookup snarky )


you mean this water will not freeze over? I guess my ice skates were a bad last grab then.
You bloody idiot.

Well Ok then..Nice to see you too....I saved the Sun Tan lotion''''
Please bring something to eat....
for Tilly: Well if I have to be here at least I know I will be home for Christmas, Santa will come looking for his lost reindeer.


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Sorry Peri I don't know you well enough to tease yet
Quote by vanessa26
How the fuck did we get here?


This airline




This pilot




and this hijacker looking for someone



Quote by tilly
Glad you have the suntan lotion would you mind getting my back.

With pleasure...We're going to be here awhile...
Please tell me you love sex...
did you bring anything to drink
You are so lucky to be stuck with me.

Just read your porno mag and that tree over there has a hole.
I would but those dam monkeys are watching
Quote by heidi
Just read your porno mag and that tree over there has a hole.


Hello tree. My name is G.

You can remove your shorts and stop pretending, Heidi.

I did, bra to, they are on the tree