Impatiently I looked at my watch. Five minutes past the hour, and everybody was getting a bit antsy. Looking towards the back of the church, I squinted, hoping to see some movement.  Nothing!  Just as my exasperation was getting the better of me, a door opened, and glancing over my shoulder, I saw the organist stretch his fingers. Then he leaned forward, and the opening chords of "Here comes the Bride" filled the ancient...

It's incredible how drinking too much alcohol can turn a happily married wife, and mother of a beautiful daughter, into a drunken, cock hungry slut. Take this evening, for example. I usually drink only a glass or two of wine when I go out, but tonight I went with the girls from work to a club and consumed more rum and cokes than was good for me. On one hand, the demon drink helped me lose all my inhibitions — but, on the...

"Dan, Mary-Jayne needs a ride this evening. Her car is in the shop, and she needs picking up from work. I'd do it myself, but it's Wednesday, and I have choir practise." "Uh, what did you say?" I mumbled into the newspaper. My good lady's voice soothes my soul in the evening, but in the morning, I do my best to ignore it. Violently, she ripped the page from my hands, and I looked into the angry eyes of my lovely wife. "Yo...

After wiping up the last couple of puddles, I wanted to throw the mop into the bucket, but I couldn't summon the energy. My arms ached, and my temper was foul as I cast a murderous glance at the washing machine. It sat there, bright red lights glaring at me like small beady eyes, as if to say, "Serves you right," while the round glass door matched the expression of someone who had pissed their pants.  How I wanted to kick...

My cellular chirped, notifying a text message had arrived. "Hello sexy, how are you feeling this morning?" "My ass is sore, but for the rest, pretty fucking fantastic. I'm glad we finally tried it last night." "Shit, I didn't hurt you did I, Baby?" "Yes, at first, but the longer we kept going, the better things got. In fact, I've never had such an amazing orgasm like that before; it was fantastic." "So you're up for it ag...

Stardate 85844.9. Somewhere in the Delta quadrant.   A wave of nausea swept over Captain F for Fiona Ukkers as she gradually emerged from space hibernation. Trying to prevent vomiting only made the feeling worse and, although a descendant of a long line of Amazons, she gagged. Then, despite the disorientation of hibernation sickness, training kicked in. "Stardate SLUTS?" she demanded, loathing the faint tremor in her voic...

Unbelievable how quickly a day can go to the shitter.  Today Lucy suggested having a picnic with her parents. Wanting to make a good impression, I agreed, and pretty soon we were in a meadow surrounded by poppies. After lunch, Lucy's father wanted to stroll along the nearby river, and Lucy joined him, leaving me alone with Andrea.   "I heard you two fucking last night," she said, reaching for my growing bulge. "Got me so...

"Come on up to the house." The intercom system didn't do her justice but hearing Hailey Buchanan's smooth tones was reassuring: I was at the correct address, a stone’s throw from the famous French Riviera. I took a deep breath as the massive wrought iron gates opened automatically and then I slipped the hired car into gear. Late on a Friday evening, my editor informed me that he had rearranged Mrs Hailey Buchanan's interv...

Hello Abigail, Sorry for not writing sooner but things have been a bit hectic the last few weeks, what with Matty and Teresa's wedding. It was lovely to see you and the kids. Mom and dad were looking well, so moving out to the farm with you and Bob obviously agrees. Certainly better than an old folk's home. The house feels empty with Matty and Teresa on their honeymoon. Mind you; I don't think he or any of the other hotel...

  I shook my head, struggling to rid myself of the song I'd just heard on the car radio. It wasn't as if David Bowie was one of my favourite artists, but Changes definitely applied to my frame of mind, and I couldn't get the words out of my mind.  A nervous, secretive smile appeared in the rearview mirror as I checked the highway behind me. Damn those words; they seemed to be taunting me — and my undertaking. ~o0o~  Thirt...

"Hello, Mrs. Norman, what can I do for you?"  I studied the man greeting me and immediately thought, 'Sleazeball.' From slicked-back hair to charcoal grey pinstripe suit, Mr Fuchs exuded the lazy confidence of a Great White Shark coming across a group of floundering baby seals. The obligatory handshake was professional, but what I saw reflected in his eyes — the way he mentally undressed me — certainly wasn't.  Not that I...

Charlotte Dawson read the Washington Post's review of her latest film and smiled. "Mrs Dawson's performance in her latest movie was both talented and shocking. It has to be said, ladies and gentlemen, that this critic, who has repeatedly lamented the actress's work in the past, will henceforth, never be able to watch her perform again, without his memory being plagued by some of the more disturbing images from her latest...

I watched Melina Salonika study her naked reflection, inspecting her so-called imperfections. Tall and statuesque, to my mind she was perfect. With brunette curls tumbling over her shoulders, soft golden brown skin, and a figure to die for, Melina exuded sex. And when she looked at you with those almond coloured eyes, she was irresistible. She raised her hands above her head and twisted her body from side to side. Her bea...

Part 2 The second time Nick and I exchanged bodily fluids, it happened in his apartment in the Christmas period following our camping holiday.  I was still living with my Mom, more through choice than necessity. When my parents divorced, Mom had custody of my younger brother and me and, after getting through my early teenage years without too much trouble, we discovered we actually liked each other.  It helped that Mom wa...

Prologue I was twenty-one-years-old when all this happened. Although a truly unforgettable experience, I didn’t write about it earlier because… in the first place it never occurred to me to do so and, secondly, it's a true story or saga involving real people, some of whom are still friends to this day. That said, all names apart from my own, have been changed to protect the innocent. The rest of the account, as they pledg...