I had been going down on my girlfriend Daphne in the bathtub for a few minutes. I knew she wouldn’t likely come this way, but she was on a high moaning plateau and enjoying it anyway. For fun, I slipped a finger inside her back door, something I hadn’t done before. I felt a little squirt of a tangy fluid and she tensed up. No, she wasn’t squirting. This was definitely pee. It was a Friday night. Daphne’s college roommate...

“You just made us a lot of trouble, Teresa Anne,” my girlfriend Daphne told her college roommate. “There will be consequences. For you.“ Tessa looked back at Daphne, bewildered. She clearly had no idea what she'd done wrong. Or what kind of “consequences” Daph had in mind. The previous night, Tess had gone out drinking, apparently intent on finding a suitable man. This left Daphne and me to enjoy a lovely romantic dinner...