Which numerical figure to treasure?
Is Seven - or Ten? - the best measure?
Some call Eight a great number,
But nothing is dumber
Than ignoring the one that gives pleasure.

Still others compete for this vict'ry:
Twenty-Three’s the number of myst’ry.
Sturdy Three’s never lied,
But these two, multiplied
Have elated our species through hist’ry.

Flipped perspective reveals how element’ry
It works both for ladies and for the gentry.
Yin and yang always found,
Put together, are round
The six and the nine complement’ry.

We flip in opposite directions,
Presenting our bits for inspection.
Our bodies so mirrored
The intimacy nearer
As your lips come to meet my erection.

By deep joy, we’re gloriously struck
As I taste you and then your parts suck.
When thusly arranged,
This tender exchange
Becomes just as good as a fuck.

Your groin in my face as I lick it
My cock in your mouth I do stick it
Both bodies shall spasm
In glorious orgasm
This position is always the ticket.

If climax together we happen to miss,
Then by turns we reach heav’nly bliss,
And once we’ve both cum,
To add to this sum
Sixty-nine best rounds up with a kiss.