Over afternoon wine, Bonnie confessed how unappealing she found male sex organs. "Think about it, cocks are ugly," she said laughing, "And balls? Don't get me started."

"But so much FUN!" I said, "Admit it."

"At times, but also so annoying. Sam's always like, 'Come on babe, suck me off.' It can be so disgusting."

With a nod, I let it drop, but didn't agree. I just smiled, silently wishing she could see how I adore and worship Sam's powerfully thick, straight shaft.