"The incumbent President will host an election night party at her Alaska mansion..."

The President laughed.

"That's what they think," she chuckled, watching the vice-president's wife take down the First Gentleman's trousers and commence blowing him. Turning to her Democratic rival, who, that very day, she had called a "Communist" on Fox, she nodded.

"All signs point to a hung congress," said the anchor, as the two nominees ripped each other's clothes off in the Lincoln bedroom.

"There are unverified reports of stuffed ballot boxes..."

The Dem was licking Madame President's clit.

"It's extraordinarily tight. Swing states are in play..."