My phone pinged with a new WhatsApp message.

“Have you seen my wife this evening?”

I hesitated before replying.

“Funny you should ask, I’ve just cum in her arse.”

“Fuck, she’s such a slut, she can’t get enough. That’s why I married her.”

“She was definitely up for it tonight.”

“Are you going to have her again?”

Jackie took my phone from me and began typing

“Are you with Kate?”

“She will be here shortly, she thinks that we are both home tonight.”

“Don’t worry, I will get Liam to drop me home as soon as I’ve had a shower.”