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KevinQuinn

An Actor Suffers For His Art-Part 1

Dirk Denning must learn the ropes of bondage if he is to star in a spy movie full of BDSM action.

Scene 1 - The Duchess “Well, Mister Drake,” purred the voluptuous vixen as she lustfully studied my bound body, “I finally have you just where I want you.” I was thoroughly strapped onto a thick—and thankfully padded—plank of wood suspended vertically in an old-school, torch-lit dungeon. My wrists and ankles bore leather cuffs that were locked onto rings in the wood. My arms were at my side and my legs straight out, as if...

KC_Wilder1

Mistaken Identity

Eddie plans on capturing his wife when she returns from a run, and to bring her into the back bedroom for some toy fun. Except...

Relieving the tension Approaching the house, I see it’s dark. Why isn’t Laurie home? She’s always home by this time. I open the door and reach for the light switch. A hand grabs my wrist, and a woman’s voice says, “Not so fast, buddy.” I almost swing at the source of the voice, but I’m glad I don’t — it’s Laurie! “What the hell, babe? I thought you were a robber.” “I might as well be. Because you’re had. Up against the wa...

TracyXXX

Palms Palms Palms

Trevor wants to fuck Kate who wants to fuck Erin who love’s watching Trevor fail… until he doesn’t.

Erin loves her husband but Trevor can be so goddamn exhausting. When her friend Kate visits, however, she gets some relief. The attention Trevor gives Kate would worry many wives. In Kate’s presence, it’s as if Erin disappears but she quite likes being a ghost— present but not forced to engage, a witness but not a participant. There is peace in this.  On top of all that, Erin enjoys watching Trevor stumble; his flirts ign...

Green_Man

Echoes in the Chambers of Your Heart

With my touches, all the romance may begin...

May it resonate withinWhen I touch your fragrant skin,Echo deep inside the chambers of your heart;Deep within the giddy chambers of your heart. Like a schoolgirl, you may singWhen I hold you as you cling,Feel the rhythms spreading rapture in your heart; Deep within the dizzy chambers of your heart. As your lover, I've no doubtThat the rules of lust we'll flout,I'll caress your flesh until I claim your heart;Deep within th...

welshman

How to Arouse your Woman

Some basic sex education!

So, you have her in a room, let's say it's the traditional bedroom. (Could be the kitchen or bathroom, but do not attempt the following at the pub, cinema or the like.) Help her undress, particularly her underwear if she is so adorned. Undo her bra, let it loosen, cup her breasts with it then remove, letting it fall to the floor. Nibble on her nape while you do so, if she has long hair tell her to hold it up. Flow your ha...

trinket

I Lust A Clown

Foolin' around with a town clown.

Hey there Mister Clown,Been a while since you been ‘round.So glad you’re back in townDo you feel like foolin’ around? I’ve missed your private showswhere you show me your big nose.When I touch it, how it grows. When you blow how much it flows! A Man in makeup, is that your kink?My advice? lips need darker pink.Green on your eyelids, I’d rethink.Looks quite mouldy when you blink. Let me juggle your blue ballswhile you lay...

LeanAngle

The Piece Treaty 3rd Gear

So you're here to fuck my wife. Hope you took your vitamins.

The Piece Treaty 3 rd Gear Dave & Cyndee gave Silvia Ferris a sex life when they accidentally hooked her up with a long lost lover. Paraphrasing an old cliché goes: the best laid plans of vice by men could get someone laid once again. Sometimes you do a good deed even if it is unintentional. After a couple nights Silvia’s amorous howling quieted down, Dave was back to his hobbies and Cyn was back to her favorite hobby, se...

naughtyannie

I'm a Bit Tied Up this Afternoon

It was such a turn-on lying there with my vibrator up inside me...

“Come on, Annie, surely “Fifty Shades of Grey” isn’t as bad as that,” said Alan. “But it is!” I argued, getting on my high horse as usual. “It’s just so badly written – I mean, she just has no idea how to construct a story, or describe things interestingly, or make believable characters. It’s just a masturbatory fantasy!” “Well, yes, but then that’s the point of it, isn’t it?” suggested Sue, sipping at her red wine. “Well...

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Isca

Kira and the Satyr

Hilarious adventures of a nymph satyr

Back in the times of Greek mythology there lived all kinds of mythical creatures. Our story tells about two such creatures, Kira & Kronos. Kira was a nature spirit known as a Dryad, also known as tree nymphs, they were bound up in their own tree, living in it and never traveling far from it. They were lovely, joyful spirits. They cared for all of nature and its creatures, and they were constantly running away from satyrs,...