Before I tell you about the next thing that happened to me at the pool where I started to work (you can read about the first thing in Marianne Eats Troy), I should remind you that I'm real and the pool is real so if you want to know anything more about what happened, just ask in comments, and I'll get back to you. Anyway, it was my second week at work and I was still buzzing from my first-day encounter with Troy, the hot...

After her 'misunderstanding' with the law and her subsequent punishment of 100 hours of Community Payback and a payment of one million to the HMRC, The humbled Lady Penelope Ward-Williamson was thoroughly bored and pissed off. She had shown no feelings of guilt in receiving a three-million-pound payment for her participation in the so-called 'Blue Movie' made on her premises. She had admitted to Surrey Police that she had...

This story, albeit genuine, takes place fifteen years ago, when I was in my late teens. The management of the company where I worked had recently hired a new P.A., or plaything for the boss. I saw the wave of applicants come in and then depart, all wanting this well-paid job and excellent position. Brenda was one of the people who had been easily selected to move on to a second round of interviews. As soon as I saw Brenda...

I was twenty-two years old when I first slept with my mother. It was a surreal and completely unexpected experience. It began with a phone call from my Aunt Doreen. She broke the news that Great Aunt Judy was in the hospital and unlikely to pull through. Mum was visibly upset and made immediate plans to visit Judy, who lived in Hastings, a seaside town on the English Sussex coast. Dad was away on business, and Mum didn’t...

Linda The woman looked nervous. Constantly teasing a lock of dark hair in her finger, then pulling down on the hem of her short dress. “It’s years since I’ve been on a date, let alone tried to pick up a guy. Who will be interested in me?” Beth Carter said plaintively. “Lots of men,” Linda assured her. They were standing around a small raised table in a corner slot of Glyde’s Brasserie. Linda leaned on the table, took anot...

"Mmmm, that was a good one!" Zara slowly opened her striking blue eyes, her cheeks and chest flushed pink, and looked over at her husband as a warm glow embraced her. "I love it when you touch me in the morning." She kissed him with her full, warm lips, using her tongue to tease him a little, before rolling over and skipping out of bed, quickly wrapping herself in a lightweight grey dressing robe. "Don't forget we have th...

There are a few days every June when the weather is so fine that one can forgive the UK for whatever the climate brings the rest of the year. With bright blue skies and the sun’s intensity at “bask” rather than “scorch”, there is no finer place in the world to be than a well-manicured garden in England. Having impeccable timing, my sister-in-law chose just such a perfect day to hold one of her “get togethers”. Abby is an...

“I’m so, so sorry, the traffic was just terrible. I’m sorry, have you been waiting long?” The agitated middle-aged redhead parked a large handbag on the chair opposite me and looked apologetic. I smiled and laughed, “It’s fine; don’t worry; please don’t worry about it.” “I am sorry, the traffic…” I shook my head, smiling, “Please don’t worry. I’m just glad you made it. Sit down and relax; I’ll get us some coffees.” “Thank...