Church lady Stories

Dianne Cummings was head of the Christmas Party Planning Committee for her church. She was excited about it the first months but now… she was standing in the dairy section having a crisis of faith while having a staring contest with the cow mascot on a gallon of milk. “Uhm, Ma’am?” The young grocer asked as he adjusted the yogurt he was stocking. “Maybe I should call it ‘Is this Dystopia What Our Lord Would Have Wanted Ch...

Cavella was awoken by the scheduled morning alarm song on her Google Pixel 7 cell phone. Even though it was nine am, she was exhausted from attending a Christmas party in a small town bar last night. Cavella had four naughty elf margaritas with her best friend, Zephina. They started behaving vulgarly in the bar, flashing the bartender their cantaloupe-sized breasts and mashing their breasts together. Cavella remembered th...