Overheard: On A Roof In Dublin
Jack and Paddy having a chat while fixing a roof. "Morning, Jack." "Hey Paddy, what's the story?" "I just made it in before this prick arrives. I'd never hear the end of it if he caught me being late again." "You look a bit rough, Pat. Were you out on the tiles last night?" "All fucking weekend, Jack. I'll have to take a rest, I think." "From the drink?" "What? Are you fucking mental? From work, of course." "Work is the curse of the drinking man, Pat. Brendan Behan said...