It was Friday night, and time for the big sexual wrestling match that would be broadcast on pay-per-view nationwide. Jordan Driller was set to face Jillian Juggs in a inter-sex match. In this company, the winner gets to fuck the loser on national television, no strings attached. Jordan went to the gym around two to prepare for the match at Seven. He started his routine at the punching bags. He was magnificent at his kicks...

I woke up feeling warm and cozy and happy, like you feel when you drink a cup of hot chocolate when it's 25 degrees outside. I had a dream about my mom. A dream in which, we had the whole day to ourselves on a beach and drank some beer. It was a happy dream.All I could think about for the next few days was my mother. I loved her with all my heart. But not a traditional love, it was romance. She never felt it. Or so I thou...

It was a perfect day. It's august seventh. It was the hottest day ever recorded in my town, at 112 degrees, which is very irregular for Spokane. I went to a water park and had so much fun!"Ow!" I woke up next morning to a frightening sight! I was red as a tomato and then some. See, when I was at the water park, I had no sunscreen. It was so bad, I was certain I'd gotten cancer. I called a cab to go to the doctor (Yes, it...