She is, Heidi? Or are you taking the piss 😇

Who's

Cheating?

Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Orgasm

(Fleiss)

Orgasm at Hanging Rock

(Picnic)

Pondering how many of Sarah's mini-eggs Heidi has got away with.

Roses are red

A down under debut

Here winter is coming

So are you and you

Roses are red

Is this Pile zany or shady

Or like Austin Powers

It’s just shag Pile baby

Mairzy doats and Dasiy doats

Her friendly rhymes not a foe

Forget the liddle lamzy divey

She’s sings for a thick Doe

Shibari Sarah gonna pile in

She’s just tied up right now

Fetish words quickly drafted

A Doe has furrows to plough

Heidi cuts down trees

Apparently Canadian humour

Wednesdays she goes shopping

A thicker Doe is the rumour

Dee’s too busy to be here

Doe a deer, a female deer

Knows that’s a pile of manure

It's a post Feeldoe quiet you hear

Roses are red

Write poetry they said

But all my risqué words

Are best heard in bed

A getting to know you kiss above ... and a glance below

A splash as I jump in, getting Annie wet.