All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over I opened the door. The paper boy was walking down the path. He come up to the door and handed me the paper. Bless him, he was shivering and his fingers were blue. It was a freezing cold winter’s day. I took him inside so he could get warm and I sat him down on the sofa. He was freezing. I rubbed his hands one at a time. He got embarrassed. I ru...

All characters and terms including 'boy' and 'lad' refer to people age 18 and over Me and my bird’s Dad, we got on really well. He was one of those macho types. When I met him for the very first time, first thing he asked me was, “Do you like rugby?” I couldn’t stand it really but I didn’t wanna create a bad impression. “Yeah. Love it.” “Good lad. Better than football. That’s for fannies.” “Yeah. Bend It Like Beckham? Mor...

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over My mate Jez, he gets my cock well fucking hard. I get my hardest erections when I think about Jez. I only have to think about him and it throbs up into the most unbearably stiff hard-on ever. My erections are well hard full stop but when I think of Jez they’re rock solid. I don’t know what it is about him that makes me feel the way I do. He’s j...

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over. There we were, me and Stephen both naked, sitting on the bed wanking each other’s dicks when his Dad opened the door. We were both dead embarrassed, me and my mate – my mate more than me. The second my mate’s Dad realised what he was looking at, he shut the door and went downstairs. My mate was sitting on the bed with the duvet wrapped around...

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over. My Mum had gone away for the weekend with her mates which meant me and her boyfriend had the house all to ourselves. He’s brill, my Mum’s boyfriend. He’s like a mate. He’s in his 40s but he’s well cool. Anyway, it was Saturday and we had a great night in, lots of cans, a spliff…brilliant. Round about 11 o’clock I said, “Right. I’m off to bed....

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over. I was walking home from town with my mate. We’d been drinking round town and we was walking through the park when I dragged him into these bushes and without no warning I kissed him on the lips. He was proper shocked. I don’t know what come over me. Just did it. Combination of the alcohol and like years of hiding my feelings how I felt about h...

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over. This talent contest has come to town. It’s something like Britain ’s Got Talent. I thought I’d give ‘em something totally different. It hasn’t been done before. I’m gonna sing Unchained Melody naked with my cock on bone. Keep my erection all through the song. Not as easy as it sounds. Takes some doing. Practised it a few times in my flat. I fi...

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over. My mate Liam crashed out on the sofa. I loved it when Liam came round to my flat. I loved him. He was my best mate. He was straight and he was the only straight person I’d come out to. None of my other mates knew I was gay. I didn’t wanna tell ‘em coz they didn’t mean anything to me. Not really. If I never saw any of ‘em ever again it wouldn’t...

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over. Me, my bird Karina, and my gay mate Gavin, we have a fantastic time when we get together. We get together and once we’ve had a few beers we chill out. I’ve known Gavin for years. Knew him long before I met my bird. When my mate found out I met Karina he was really upset inside. I could tell. He didn’t show it though. Said he was made up for me...

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over. Sir put a video on. Then just before it started his mobile phone rang. He excused himself while he went out of the classroom to answer it. He told the boys to just watch the video, said he’ll be back in a second or two. It was supposed to be a video about modern art and boring shit and stuff but the boys were proper shocked. Sir had only gone...

All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over.My Mum’s boyfriend, he told me to hold on to the back of the chair and to stick my bum out. “No way.” “Do as I say.”  “Fuck off. You can’t make me do that. I'm 18.”  “I can and I will. Now do as I say.” “If my Mum found out about this, she’d go absolutely bonkers.” “Well she’s not gonna find out about it, is she?” “She will if I tell her.” “As...