"Pfft, no, you didn’t." Ireena chuckled. "Phoebe, you had one boyfriend, and he was the most boring person I’ve ever seen. I’m surprised he fucked you at all, let alone in the ass." "Well… It didn’t exactly last long, but he did put it in. And don’t act so superior. You only had one boyfriend either." Pouting a little, she looked at her friend. "I also had a one-night stand," Ireena responded, putting on an overly snobbis...