The sun was a fuckin’ blast furnace, beating down on the grassy bank of the Charles. I was splayed out on my towel, soaking up the rays like a lizard, trying to ignore the trickle of sweat rolling down my spine. I was wearing a new Euro bikini - you know, one of those tiny fuckers that barely covers your dick and leaves a lot of your ass cheeks out for the world to see. I'd seen them on Italian porn flicks, and fuck it, I...