Bad Roommate
You should have been prepared for her to arrive... He was lying on the floor as she came in, surrounded by a makeshift shrine of empty beer cans, pizza boxes and several geological strata worth of dirty laundry. The only coverings on his person were boxers, socks and the occasional leftover traces of cheesy snack dust. It would appear she had arrived just in time. His behavior had slipped badly and something had to be done. The Lady sighed a long expectant breath and remo...
