Alice's Very Naughty Adventures Chapter XI: Nobody
“Didn’t I tell you I’d find us a battle?” “Contrariwise, it was me, wasn’t it, who said it.” “Ain’t true!” “Most certainly is!” Alice was still laying beneath the bishop, hoping he wasn’t too badly injured (for despite his betrayal, she didn’t wish any real harm upon him) while listening to two impressively large men armed with what appeared to be very large baby rattles argue. “Logic says otherwise.” “Ouch!” one cried as...