Joke Stories

"Jewelry, my dear, jewelry!" Hold my fingers two incles apart, "This is six inches!" "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you are thinking!" Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds? The group at the table started cracking up at every line.  They were so loud some of the other patrons were complaining to the management.  The servers tried to quiet them down, but in moments another line would be tossed out and...

I love the works of the Scottish poet, Robert Burns. He wrote many famous poems and songs. He was less well-known for his raunchy, sexy poems. This is my tribute to him and, were he alive today, I'm certain that he would approve (in fact, I would bet good money that he would be writing here on Lush!) I’ve written it phonetically, in broad Scots, with an English translation underneath. I would recommend listening to the au...

Around Christmas time the spirit and the mood is perfect to organise these little private evenings with your friends . You know what I mean , you invite around 4 to 8 people , and you play some funny but mostly naughty games , like there is strip poker and spin the bottle , and lets not forget , the most favourite game all time : Truth or dare ! Who hasn't played that before ? Having to tell the truth to those annoying pr...