Scam Stories

My best friend is wanted at the end of a rope for murder. I got the poster that says so right here.   Gonna hang at high noon in a few minutes, if I don’t do something about it. However, I got another best friend; at one minute to twelve she comes out of the hotel naked.   Everybody watches her big tits swing in the wind and her fat, bearded belly, roll. Everybody thinking, I’d like a piece of that pie.   Meanwhile, at th...

I was flying into Shanghai for a business conference and still felt like shit from the giardia I contracted on the last leg of my hiking trip through Nepal. Not to mention that I was shaken by the turbulent ride over the Himalayas, having watched the snowy peaks of the mountains, like a bed of nails below us, as the plane’s cabin violently shook, and passengers screamed. The plane sliced in through the smog, and several p...