Temperature Stories

Court is in session, and you are the accused. You're kneeling on the floor of the living room, as naked as they day you were born, surrounded on all sides by your lodgers. Natasha - your sultry, violet-skinned partner in crime - is kneeling beside you, looking completely unperturbed by her fellow demons' cutting gazes. You, on the other hand, are feeling more than a little embarrassed. To have your tryst discovered by one...

So... Some time has elapsed and life goes on. Yes, my rectal thermometer is in the nightstand next to my bed and I take my rectal temperature from time to time. Sometimes I will masturbate as I am doing it and sometimes I just enjoy the feeling of taking my rectal temperature. I’ve been a bit more careful lately so as not to get myself into compromising positions with either Stacy or my neighbor, Mrs. Lyons! Stacy has cal...

It was time for a haircut, but I got extended out of town for longer than expected. I was walking down the street in a very chic part of this southwestern town when I walked past a place with a catchy name that was, in essence, a “barbershop for men”. Not that it was a jock place with a sports feel, it was kind of hard to describe – it just had a masculine look to it. I also noticed that all of the barbers (and I was info...

I was sitting on the exam table in just my underwear when the nurse came in to take my vital signs; nothing out of the ordinary ‑ pulse, respiration, and temperature. Although I had thought about having my temperature taken rectally, I fully expected to sit there with a thermometer in my mouth while my other vital signs were measured and recorded. Not so this time. The nurse hadn't taken my temperature yet, although she h...

“Just measure it rectally...” Those are the words that I heard as I sat on the exam table. But first, how did I get there? Well . . . I guess I picked up some germs or something, so is it allergies, a summer cold, or that respiratory something that’s going around? Not sure, but I have been feeling awful for the last couple of days and it wasn’t getting any better. I decided to leave the house and head for the drug store t...