The driver’s pants were unzipped, stiff cock protruding. I rolled my eyes and opened my notebook, contemplating what charges to bring. “What’s going on here?” I asked. “I’m having sex with my sweet pumpkin,” he said, grinning. I glanced at the passenger seat to see a smiling jack-o’-lantern. “A literal pumpkin? How does that work?” He rotated the pumpkin. My jaw dropped. I felt a bit dizzy. A real, fleshy vulva glistened...

As far as back as I can remember I never liked Valentine’s Day, I can’t remember not dreading it. From elementary school spending an inordinate amount of time writing out those stupid cards, I didn’t want to buy cards to support the day that I thought was stupid, yes even as a five-or-six-year-old, I was a curmudgeon with thoughts on capitalism, even if I didn’t know the word yet. Sharing the cards in school, I just wante...

Violet yawned and stretched before sauntering into the bedroom; her claws that she never seemed to sheathe clicked loudly across the hardwood floor signaling her arrival.Selena, however, was too busy to give her furry best friend more than a casual glance and a sly wink. That was something the strange man fucking her failed to notice. His eyes were tightly closed with a look of pleasure painted across his face. It was a l...

The Tale of Emperor Wallace Thrinklebopple The weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of a blue blazer and slacks, a red vest with gold buttons over a white shirt, and a simple black tie. The uniform was clean, albeit highly wrinkled, in marked contrast to his uneven facial hair, la...

Do you think Castaway ever got lonely enough to fuck Wilson? When he was out there all alone on that island?It was a weird thought Jace had woken up with and it had lingered inside his head all day for some reason."Jesus fucking christ. No, Wilson was a friend, not a lover," Marc said shaking his head and looking all superior as if he never had thoughts like that."There's no rule out there that says you shouldn't fuck fri...

"So, Blake, if you could fuck any of the Disney Princesses who would you pick?" Chris asked before taking a large chug of Surge and burping.These were our usual school lunch conversations. It was always full of 'would you rather' or 'if you could' or 'have you ever.'I had the answer on the tip of my tongue and barely stopped myself. No way was I going to say that I wouldn't pick a Disney Princess, I'd pick Shrek. I felt m...

So there I was, kayaking through the beautiful waters of New Zealand, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. I was searching for a series of caves I'd read about that were allegedly filled with bioluminescent glow worms. Photos made it seem like a scene in Avatar, and although I didn’t like the movie, I couldn’t help but gawk at the amazing visuals like everyone else. To see their real life inspiration would be incredible....

"Have you ever wished you could get fucked so hard to the point it feels like you are going to get ripped apart and maybe even die?" I asked before taking another sip of my luke-warm coffee. It was a typical conversation between me and my best friend, Rowan, as we sat in our usual coffee shop. We probably reeked of weed because prior to coming in here we had been sitting in my car for over an hour hotboxing the shit out o...

Wacky waving inflatable tube men get me horny, but I don't know why. I watch the way they move in the wind and feel my body begin to tense and tingle. Holy fuck, the feelings that flood through me are incredible.A few days ago I was driving by the car lot when one caught my eye. It was big and blue and waving back and forth in all its inflatable glory as if calling me near. My panties instantly became warm and damp.I went...

Aris finished tying his shoes and turned his eyes back to Tiassa.  The Lamia Queen’s huge, impossibly perky breasts were partially hidden beneath an out-of-fashion bikini top.  Her serpentine lower half was concealed by the waves, and an illusion, giving the impression that she was a normal woman relaxing in the surf.  Albeit, a stunningly beautiful woman with green hair. After finishing his first year of college, he had...